A basket of muffins

A turkey with the stuffin'

A pillow that needs fluffin'?

A society of puffins!

A fresh unopened box of raised-quality potato sacks

46 copies of "The Jerk" on Betamax!

It's getting kinda heavy

I don't care, here's a Chevy!

And the Wacky World of Minigolf

Starring Eugene